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New Tri-Spinal Marsupial from Sloof Lirpa Lets You Ditch That Bulky Hip-Pack For Good
This new product allows mountain bikers to ditch packs of any form and fit cargo directly on their lumbar.
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Former Tesla Engineer Develops First Ever Self-Navigating Mountain Bike
Mark Jenkins thinks he’s onto something. The former Tesla Engineer in charge of helping write the company’s self-driving vehicle software, Jenkins became frustrated with the government red tape involved in designing an autonomous system that has to account for hundreds of traffic laws and safety regulations. Instead, he realized building a self-navigating mountain bike could be accomplished on a much …
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How To Become a Bro-Brah Mountain Biker in 25 Easy Steps
bro: short for brother. a male friend (often used as a form of address). a young man, especially one who socializes primarily with his male peers and enjoys lively, unintellectual pursuits. In the late 1990s, and at the height of its latter-day usage, the term “bro” was threatened by “dude” when the wildly-popular cult classic, …
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